Tales for the Perfect Child

Tales for the Perfect Child

Book - 2017
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Sergio Ruzzier brings his mischievous touch to a timeless favorite by Florence Parry Heide, beloved author of The Shrinking of Treehorn . This delightful new edition includes one never-before-published story.

Ruby is reliable (kinda).
Arthur is careful (sorta).
Harry eats his carrots (though it depends on what you mean by "eat").
And just like all perfect children, Gloria helps her mother (well, that might be an exaggeration).

As the eight deliciously wicked tales featured in this hilarious chapter book prove, it's perfectly nice to be a perfect child--but where's the fun in that?
Publisher: New York :, Atheneum Books for Young Readers,, ©2017.
ISBN: 9781481463799
Branch Call Number: J HEI
Additional Contributors: Ruzzier, Sergio 1966-- Illustrator


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Aug 27, 2018

My 8 year old LOVED this book! She could relate in some manner to each character in the book. "Never argue with a Mother, A mother always wins" :)

JCLChrisK Jul 21, 2017

Subversive, sly, and ironic humor in eight little stories for early readers. Each tale tells of a child who technically does exactly what he or she is told, but does so in a way that manipulates circumstances to get what they want. The best part is the narrator is wryly in on the joke, with a tone that subtly mocks the over-earnest and preachy.

Consider Gertrude and Gloria, for instance. "Children should be helpful," their story begins.

"That's what Gertrude and Gloria's mother always said. And she was right, just as mothers always are: Children should be helpful. They should help with the dishes, for instance. It isn't fair for mothers and fathers to do all the work."

So the two sisters help with the dishes. Gertrude is careful and precise, doing everything exactly the way her mother would. Gloria, on the other hand, breaks dishes, puts things in the wrong places, and generally makes a disaster of the kitchen.

"Her mother was sad.

"She said she would not let Gloria help with the dishes any more.

"Since Gertrude had been so extremely careful and helpful, and had done such a very good job, she got to help with the dishes the next day and every day after that.

"Good for Gertrude."

It's clever, naughty fun.

Jun 27, 2017

Not impressed with this book! Basically it's a bunch of bad ideas of how children can get into mischief. No thank you.

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